Socket Goblin – Funny Car Show Shirt
Every garage has one. Every mechanic hates him. And he's got your damn 10mm.
You've checked the toolbox. You've checked under the car. You've checked your pockets, the engine bay, and that weird spot behind the workbench.
Gone. Again.
Meet the Socket Goblin — the filthy little bastard responsible for every mysteriously disappearing 10mm socket since the invention of the ratchet.
He's been hoarding your tools, laughing at your suffering, and watching you buy your seventh replacement this year.
And the worst part? HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.
Featuring our original, grease-covered Socket Goblin clutching his prized 10mm socket, this shirt is for anyone who's ever spent 45 minutes looking for a tool they were holding five minutes ago.
Why you need it:
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Original ShiftR Culture Socket Goblin artwork
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Bold, detailed graphic that looks killer on a tee
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Perfect for mechanics, gearheads, garage rats, and professional socket losers
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Guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who's ever turned a wrench
Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt will not help you locate your missing 10mm socket. The goblin isn't talking.
ShiftR Culture — Built for the obsessed. Worn by the afflicted.
Size guide & fit
Unisex Basic Softstyle Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex fit. Compare the measurements with a T-shirt you like wearing to choose your size.
All measurements are in inches.
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16.5 | 15 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 | 16 ¾ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 ⅞ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 19 ⅛ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 ⅜ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 23 ¾ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 |