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Socket Goblin – Funny Car Show Shirt

Black / S
$34.95
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Socket Goblin – Funny Car Show Shirt

$34.95
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Every garage has one. Every mechanic hates him. And he's got your damn 10mm.

You've checked the toolbox. You've checked under the car. You've checked your pockets, the engine bay, and that weird spot behind the workbench.

Gone. Again.

Meet the Socket Goblin — the filthy little bastard responsible for every mysteriously disappearing 10mm socket since the invention of the ratchet.

He's been hoarding your tools, laughing at your suffering, and watching you buy your seventh replacement this year.

And the worst part? HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.

Featuring our original, grease-covered Socket Goblin clutching his prized 10mm socket, this shirt is for anyone who's ever spent 45 minutes looking for a tool they were holding five minutes ago.

Why you need it:

  • Original ShiftR Culture Socket Goblin artwork

  • Bold, detailed graphic that looks killer on a tee

  • Perfect for mechanics, gearheads, garage rats, and professional socket losers

  • Guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who's ever turned a wrench

Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt will not help you locate your missing 10mm socket. The goblin isn't talking.

ShiftR Culture — Built for the obsessed. Worn by the afflicted.

Size guide & fit

Unisex Basic Softstyle Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex fit. Compare the measurements with a T-shirt you like wearing to choose your size.

All measurements are in inches.

Size Length Width Sleeve length
XS 27 16.5 15 ½
S 28 18 16 ¾
M 29 20 17 ⅞
L 30 22 19 ⅛
XL 31 24 20 ⅜
2XL 32 26 21 ⅝
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 23 ¾
5XL 35 32 25

 

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