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Again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSocket Goblin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — the filthy little bastard responsible for every mysteriously disappearing 10mm socket since the invention of the ratchet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's been hoarding your tools, laughing at your suffering, and watching you buy your seventh replacement this year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd the worst part? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing our original, grease-covered Socket Goblin clutching his prized 10mm socket, this shirt is for anyone who's ever spent 45 minutes looking for a tool they were holding five minutes ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy you need it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal ShiftR Culture Socket Goblin artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold, detailed graphic that looks killer on a tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for mechanics, gearheads, garage rats, and professional socket losers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGuaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who's ever turned a wrench\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Wearing this shirt will not help you locate your missing 10mm socket. 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